I eagerly pulled this image up on my laptop the other afternoon. When David got home from work, I had it ready and waiting for the perfect moment when I could nonchalantly ask him look at it.
Somewhere between the summarizing his day and parking his rear on the couch, the moment arrived. I snatched it up like a wife seasoned in the art of husband-trickery.
K: Hey, hon look at this picture right here and tell me what you notice.
D: Ummm... they didn't have enough money to finish installing wall cabinets?
What did you think I would notice?
Ummm... the cabinets in two different finishes.
Ummm... backsplash tile to the ceiling.
Ok then, the lack of color.
Hahaha, no. Really, why are you asking?
Because there's a theory that both of us hold and this picture seems to disprove it.
Why don't you just tell me?
Ok, the three different hardware finishes! Did you not notice? The pendant lights, the faucet and the cabinet pulls are all different finishes.
Hahaha, are you serious? Those are the smallest objects in the picture! You thought I would notice that? Hahahahah!
Ahem, a better response would be "Oh! Wow! That's a great observation! What a keen eye for detail, you have, honey!"
Hahahahahah! Wanna guess the first thing that I noticed?
No, tell me.
The built-in speaker.
What? There's a speaker? Where?
Men- they've gotta be from a different planet.